Here is Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn holding hands. Why the fuck she would waste her 24 karat poon tang on a dipshit old fart like him is beyond me. Anyway, now everyone thinks that since they are holding hands that they are an official couple now. I think it was officially when she gave him a foot job underneath a table in L.A.
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Here is Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn holding hands. Why the fuck she would waste her 24 karat poon tang on a dipshit old fart like him is beyond me. Anyway, now everyone thinks that since they are holding hands that they are an official couple now. I think it was officially when she gave him a foot job underneath a table in L.A.
It is being reported that ScarJo has moved in with Sean Penn at his $3.8 million Malibu home.Yesterday everyone and their brother was saying that Scarlett was preggers but it proved to be false. So I guess she is just fat? You can judge for yourself with the pic to the left but as Juno would put it, I think it is just a food baby. Anyway, Sean is a fucking asshole and doesn't deserve ScarJo. The only reason she moved in with him is cause she was living in a hotel and was basically homeless.
It seems that these old fuckers in Hollywood that are worth close to $1 billion and used to look good in their heyday are good at pullin' in grade A pieces of tail. Sean Penn is the latest example but getting to have his way with Scarlett Johansson. They showed up as a couple at Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth's wedding. I heard that bringing your girlfriend to a wedding is a total party foul unless you plan to marry her. I hope that doesn't happen.
Is there something in the air in Hollywood where all the hot celebrities date ancient mole hills? You have Ashton and Demi which will never end. You have Bradley Cooper banging Renee Zellweger (used to). And now Scarlett Johansson is all over Sean Penn's balls. This shit is gross. Just go to a club and find a new boy toy every night and fuck the shit out of them in your presidential suite like so many other female celebrities have done over the years. I don't like this "old person" trend at all.
Last night Scarlett Johansson showed up to the Oscars with some dude no one has ever seen before and the "are they/aren't they" rumors began to swirl. In fact I wouldn't put it past a paparazzo or two to look at her hand to see if she was engaged. Anyway, the dude with her is her agent Joe Machota. This is why I need to move to Hollywood because I get to walk down the red carpet with super hot chicks like Scarlett Johansson and if I am lucky, may be able to brush my hand against her ass here and there.
Ryan Reynolds is now bitching to his friends that Scarlett Johansson treated him badly during their marriage. Personally, if I were married to Scarlett Johansson, she could badmouth and berate me in front of my friends and family 24 hours a day and let the world know in the press that I am hung like a chipmunk and I would forgive her 100% as long as she agreed to have sex with me at the end of the day. This dude needs a reality check and realize that he was MARRIED TO SCARLETT JOHANSSON. As much as I love Ryan Reynolds ( who was great in Definitely, Maybe) I think he is underappreciative of how lucky he is to even touch Scarlett let alone get married to her and have exclusive sex with her for however long they were married.
Woot! Woot! Scarlette Johansson just left Ryan Reynold's sorry ass which means I get to have her all to myself this Christmas. Could Santa really be that generous? Vanesssa Hudgens, Jennifer Carpenter AND Scarlette Johansson back on the market for the holiday season? I must kneel down besides my bed tonight and pray to God that there is beauty in this world after all. Here is to ScarJo hooking up with some sleazy attention whore in the near future and releasing a sex tape!
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Here you have Scarlett Johansson. No longer single. Not only is she no longer
single, she is engaged to Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds. What he has that I
do not have I will never know. All I know is that the days of lusting over
Scarlett Johansson as a realistic girlfriend are over. iTs been a long day and
I don't have alot to say because I spent all afternoon mowing grass. But there
you have it. ScarJo got a man to marry her. An easy task. All I hope is that,
by her being settled down she may feel more free to go topless in one of her
upcoming films. That would make me very happy.
This is some strange nws, but Scarlett Johansson is going to release a CD.
Yea, weird. So ScarJo is going to cover 10 Tom Waits songs and one
original. The name of the new CD is Anywhere I Lay My Head. Tom Waits
fucking sucks. I have no idea ScarJo dug shitty soft rock singers like
Tom Waits. According to a US magazine poll, people were asked would
they buy the new Scarlett Johansson cd. 15% said yes and a whopping
85% said no. I contributed to the no votes. I mean ScarJo is hot but I
mean come on. The cd comes out May 20, buy it if you want but I will
be listening to the illegally downloaded versions on the net. Source
Looking fine as ever, Scarlett Johansson sported a new tattoo yesturday.
Apparently she has a new nose ring too, but I couldn't get the angle to
assure me of that. When I find out if she has one surely there will be a post
about that too.
Its Monday, and Scarlett Johansson looks good every day of the week
so this week we give you the outtakes from Parade Magazine. Some
here,some from the original site. Word on the street is Scarlett is
making $5 mil per picture.
Yea I know. I know what you're thinking. Why is Scarlett Johansson
a beautiful A-List Hollywood actress hosting a C-List skit comedy
program? I do not know this. I am assuming Lauren Michaels bleeds
money. She is going to host on 4-21-07, tomorrow. I seriously can't
even tune in. SNL is that bad. Dn't worry I will update all pictures of
her recent magazine appearences.
I keep my eye on whats going on in the media as much
as anyone else. But somehow this video slipped by me.
It is a video of the gay as a 3 dollar bill Ryan Seacrest copping
a feel on Scarlett Johansson. Not just a feel. A good long, squeezing,
satisfying feel. It was at an awards show which I forget the name
of, but it was one where she wore her signature red dress.
Seacrest I am sure had some sort of BS reason for needing
to grab her breast, but either way I am glad he did it. I am
practically speechless reguarding the whole situation. Nice
large rack.
Scarlett Johansson runs circles around other hot girls.
To prove it, she released her own shoeline from Reebok.
They are called Scarlett ♥ Reebok, and we ♥ Scarlett.
They are released by Nordstrom and she did a fundraiser
buy a pair if you think you have a snowball shance in hell
of looking like Scarlett.
I must admit that I am not much of a Justin Timberlake
fan. But I do admire him for having such exclusive access
to peices of ass as that of Scarlett Johansson and
Jessica Biel. Right now he is on hiatus from Biel and focusing
on his ScarJo ventures. They met up at his bungalow at
the Delano Hotel at 3 a.m. Feb4. "They spent the
whole weekend together." And insider tells InTouch.
At 3:30 a.m. Feb.5 they snuck out of an after party
at Mokai and headed back to JT's bangalow for
the rest of the night. It seems like the two are having
a really good time. And I don't see why not. If I were
in their shoes it would be nothing but a new girl every
night. Now I think they could be a cool item. But I don't
hop ethey stay together, cause the longer ScarJo is on the
market the better my chances are. If I could whisper some
advice to JT right now, I'd say, "stick with Biel."
That would leave my favorite starlett on the market and
take Biel off. Not that there is anything wrong with
Biel. But she is a little tough. It seems that I were to
flirt with Biel, she would not hesitate to deck me
right in the jaw.
