Crossing the Blues
Woot! Woot! Scarlette Johansson just left Ryan Reynold's sorry ass which means I get to have her all to myself this Christmas. Could Santa really be that generous? Vanesssa Hudgens, Jennifer Carpenter AND Scarlette Johansson back on the market for the holiday season? I must kneel down besides my bed tonight and pray to God that there is beauty in this world after all. Here is to ScarJo hooking up with some sleazy attention whore in the near future and releasing a sex tape!