Time magazine has announced their person of the year and it was that pimple-faceed shut in Mark Zuckerberg. He is the only loser in the world who is worth over a billion dollars ($4 billion to be exact) and not party. I am not saying make a cameo on Girls Gone Wild but at least get laid here and there. He was photographed jogging with some mega hotty but I think after that he went into his office and masturbated furiously while thinking to himself, I should have told her she was pretty. I should have held her hand. You're so stupid Mark! I wonder when my accutane will be in?