Katy Perry who just married British funnyman Russell Brand back in October says things are going good for them in their marriage...sexually. She says, "I have secrets and magic tricks, of course. I can't share them because then you'd all know." By magic tricks I am guessing she means anal and by secrets I guess she means she is good in any position. I would love to see some of her "secrets" and "magic tricks". Of course that psychopath she is married to will probably keep her all to himself like the selfish bastard that he is. Here to hoping for a quick divorce.