WOOHOOOOO! I have been waiting for this day for a LONG ass time! Vanessa Hudgens who has been with Zac Efron for years is finally ready to date a REAL man. She is back on the market folks. I love Vanessa and ever since that nude pic scandal broke quite a while back, I have been ready to go down on her ever since. Might get some hair stuck in my throat but IT IS ALL GOOD. I am sure chicks across the fucking globe are psyched that Zac Efron is free too but I don't give a shit about him. I am just glad my favorite brunette beauty is ready for a little Tomaction. Tomaction. Get it? Cause my name is Tom and I wanna give her some action. OK. Fuck you.