Crossing the Blues
Dexter stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are calling it quits on their two year marriage. The thing that makes this situation really, REALLY awkward is that they play brother and sister on tv. I am sure Jen is not leaving the show but the important thing here is that she is free to date whoever the fuck she wants now. Rarely a moment passes when I watch Dexter that she isn't in a scene where I don't picture her completely naked. I mean this girl has a slammin' body and she hasn't had any kids or anything to fuck it up. Her boobs could be a little bigger but I will overlook that as long as she promises to get implants after we get married. And we will get married. mark my words.