Kim Kardashian is saying that she will stay single throughout 2011 but I am seriously doubting that shit. This chick hooks up with a new guy almost every night and she will always need something to put up that massive pooper of hers. Anyway, yea so that is her New Years Resolution. My New Years Resolution? To quit smoking so much crack and masturbating furiously to pictures of Kim K. I can do it. One is more addictive than the other. I will let you decide which.