Crossing the Blues

Jessica Simpson Was In Cedars Sinai!

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Thats right. The same place Steve-O was in. Could imagine them having
hot monkey sex with each other in a broom closet? I can! Anyway, her reps
are saying it was because of a kidney infection but are saying she is feeling
great now. How the hell do you even know when you are having a kidney
infection? I personally think the kidney infection thing is just a cover up
for some wrong doing. I can barely imagine Jessica Simpson on drugs. But
it is possible. I don't think it is outside the realm of possibility. Anyway she
is back to normal, if you want to call her normal. Source




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Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Bikini Pictures

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Not much going on this Friday, so I give you Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
bikini pics. Alot of people still bag that the Olsen's are "troll like" but I still
say they are very VERY hot. I would totally hit that. The rest of the pictures
are at Egotastic . Cruise by there to check them out. It is totally worth it.
I know what you may be thinking. Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen dress like
the crazy bag lady who lives at the end of your street. Why would anyone
want to look at them? Well the answer is... they are not dressed. They are
in bikinis. A win-win.Enjoy.

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Eliot Spitzer Is Linked With Yet Another Hooker

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For those of you who read this blog weekly know that I didn't post
on the news of Eliot Spitzer being tied to Ashley Dupre. I don't like
to mix politics with entertainment.But now this story has blown
itself out of the water, and this has become very entertaining.
The picture of this new hooker isn't nearly as attractive as Ashley,
but thats my opinion. As the people at The Blemish are saying,
she looks like a real live doll. A very ugly,drug addled older doll.
If you want to read more on this whore go to NYPost.com . I
personally can not wait for Ashley Dupre to pose nude in either
Playboy or Hustler. And to host a Girls Gone Wild video. But
more than likely she will not show up in Playboy because she
is not blonde and Hugh Hefner is a chode. However I very much
hope this new chick doesn't get half the attention Dupre has been
getting. Because lets face it, she is not as half as hot nor does
she look like she would know the first thing about hosting a
Girls Gone Wild video.

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Britney Spears Is No Loger A Paparazzi Target

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And you can see why.
Keely Hazell topless!
Priscilla Presley got fucked up
by a guy by the name of Dr.Jiffy
Lube.
I can't believe people actually
tuned in to watch Britney Spears
on How I Met Your Mother.
A perfect theesome.
Brooke Burke is really REALLY
hot.
Nicole Richie is starting a new
line of skank.
Guns N' Roses and Dr. Pepper,
a perfect combo.
Hilary Duff is officially the
cutest woman alive!

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Heidi Montag Has A New Single, Cover Your Ears Everybody

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Oh God. My ears are already bleeding and I haven't even heard the new
single yet. Heidi Montag, desperate for even more attention has released
her new single No More and you can hear it here . If it is anything like the
song she released of her parading around on the beach than you can assume
that this one will be of equal or even suckier quality. I myself am not a fan
of her music. But I am sure there are a few decote MTV watchers that
listen to and lap up whatever crap Heidi Montag dishes out. Not me.

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A Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

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Wow, what a Thursday. Not much happened today other than getting
stranded for an hour at my therapists office due to a low battery. But
and its a big but, Lindsay Lohan may have a sex tape out there. This
is a grainy photo sent in to God knows who from apparently Calum Best.
Lindsay Lohan's ex-ex-ex- boyfriend. Apparently when they were together
Calum made this video with his cell phone. And another source from Gossip
Rocks.com is claiming LiLo is worried because she doesn't remember being
filmed. Probably doesn't remember alot of stuff from those days because
she was constantly drunk or on dope. So, do you think this is Lindsay Lohan?
If so then you can vote at TMZ.com Right now it is a whopping 67% to 33%.
67% said yes that is. I voted yes and I hope alot more ungrainy photos or,
and videos emerge. Of course we have all seen that Lohan can give a mean
blowjob from that video of her blowing some dude on the back set of a
movie she did a few years ago. But this may be closer and better. At least I
hope so.

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Ashley Dupre Gets Offered $1 Million From Girls Gone Wild

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After $1 million from a Hustler
spread and $200,000 from
her iTunes music, that makes
Ashley Dupre one rich bitch.
[ The Blemish ]

Britney Spears has fugly
cellulite ridden legs.
[ Fatback Media ]

Jennifer Aniston looks DAMN
good in a bikini.
[ Egotastic ]

Audrina Partridge topless
photos!
[ What Would Tyler Durden Do ]

Johnny Knoxville, bashed up
but still out and about.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Finally Maxim magazine
agrees with me that Sarah
Jessica Parker is the unsexiest
woman alive.
[ Geno's World ]

Kevin Federline is going into
the restaurant business with
Britney Spears' pop.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Adriana Lima goes nude for
GQ.
[ Popoholic ]

Hillary Duff is possibly the
cutest woman in the world.
[ Hollywood Tuna ]

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The Kristin Davis Sex Tape Is Bullshit

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Now listen, I love a celebrity sex tape as uch as the next guy. But these pictures
being shopped around by god knows who are more than likely not sex pictures
of Kristin Davis. I should correct myself. Most of these are not sex pictures.
Most of them are just nude photos. I admit the one of her giving a blowjob very
much so looks like Kristin Davis. But I do not think any of these are legitimate.
And really, I don't want them to be. When I picture Kristin Davis naked in my
mind, I like to think of a clean, shaven, gorgeous Kristin Davis. Not the hooch
hungry ho from these pictures. If you still wanna see all these nasty pictures,
go here . TMZ is reporting on this too, but they are saying that Kristin's reps
are saying no way. I hope that more "attractive" pictures of Kristin Davis do
surface. Or video for that matter. But these are not them.



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Britney Spears Is STILL Going Broke

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Well, as you might imagine Britney Spears' legal woes are not over. She still
has to pay for all of K-Fed's legal bills which rack up to a huge amount. After
she fired her fist lawyer, Laura Wasser she hired Trope and Trope to represent
her. While they represented Brit, she lost custody of her kids and had 2 break-
downs. How much do they want for representing her? $685,985.22. Holy shit.
Where is she getting the money. A question I have yet to answer. This of course
isn't all she has to pay. She still owes Wasser $164,972. I just think its hysterical
they added in the .22 cents. Might as well. Oh and while I'm at it, I may as well
add what she has to pay for K-Feds lawyers while I'm at it. K-Fed's lawyer
costs? $375,000. No sweat. After she goes bankrupt she will just make another
cd, or star in another stright to dvd film like Crossroads. I don't think so.
Grand total for Britney Spears melting down and having to pay through the
nose to multiple lawyers? $1,225,957.22 . Damn. Thats alot of moulah.
Stay tuned for more Britney Spears meltdown bankruptcy!

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La Lohan Soon To Be Broke

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As most of you already know I love writing about celebrities going broke.
And Lindsay Lohan is no exception. Its been a while, but the numbers
are finally out. She spent $315,000 on her two rehab stays, $1 million on
hotels, and $70,000 on tanning. On tanning! This is all a little excentric,
especially when she could have just bought a one bedroom apartment and
said the hell with it. So whats her financial solution. More movies? Release
another album? Nope. Leggings. She is going to produce leggings, some
with prints, some just plain. If that is not a stupid plan, I don't know what is.
However, since she was deemed "unhirable" during her rehab stays, she
has since been cast in a movie called Chapter 27. I would tell you more
about it, but the volume on my comp is broken so I only got little snippets
of what the movie is actually about. I also hear a rumor about her putting
together a new cd, but the way she just sort of shuffles around Hollywood
not really commiting to any work tells me that we won't see it for some time.
I'll keep you up to date when she is arrested for pan handling on Sunset Blvd.
Save them pennies Lohan!



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Steve-O Is A Cokehead

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Everyone who hasn't been living under a rock for the past 8 years knows that
Steve-O likes the drugs. He likes em alot. It is now being reported that he
has unvoluntarily checked in to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. That is a psyche
ward and more than likely it is linked to his use of cocain. He was jailed on
March 3 for vandalizing his neighbors house and when the pigs came they
found cocain on his person. He went to jail and didn't immediately get bailed
out because his family was trying to stage an intervention. The coke charge
has been upgraded to a felony by the L.A. district attorney. I am asuming that
he has quite a bit of blow on him to be charged with a felony. Unless this
isn't his first bust with coke. If that is the case, then any secondary or third
charge with possession can automatically be upgraded to a felony. Just earlier
this week, on Sunday, he was hospitalized at Thalians Mental Health Center.
I am assuming from all the stupid shit he does, you would have to be high to
attempt some of it. I hope he gets well soon because I love to watch him
make a jackass of himself.




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Nicole Richie Goes Birthday Shopping

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She looks so fucking good after
having her ankle-biter.
Joe Francis is a free man!
Which one of these people do
not belong here?
I don't watch Total Pop Star
but this Natasha chick is pretty
hot.
There was a gunman at Kate
Hudson's house.
Cleavage.Cleavage.Cleavage.
Gisele Bundchen nude. Nothing
wrong with that.
Jennifer Ellison. Oh yea, thats
what I need.
Kristin Cavallari would be
hotter if she stopped wearing
a bra.

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Problems On The American Idol Set

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As you know, a brand new set will be staged for the Idols on tonights American
Idol. However, TMZ is saying that the set has a few bugs in it system. The
biggest one being that the set can be put up, but they have to disessemble the
entire thing within 3 days for the finale. Theres alot of other BS going around.
That black dude chikeze,chimpeze, or whatever the fuck they call him was
apparently a choir singer for some airline? I don't know. Also some pictures
are being reported that Amanda Overmeyer has some nude pics out. If
you read this site regularly then you already knew that. However I agree
with most people, as that you do not want to see them. Why can't the hot
ones have nude pics out. Granted that was exactly the case with last seasons
Antonella Barba. But this season there are more than one hottie on the show.
Why can't Kristy Lee Cook have some steamy nude pics of hers surface?
I also like that chick from Ireland. I am into chicks with tattoos. Anyhoo,
if we try really hard maybe Kady Malloy, the chick who got voted off, will
not want to part with the spotlight and start doing soft core porn. Hey a guy
can dream can't he?

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Britney Spears Gets A Crazy Person Debit Card

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So as you may or may not know, Britney Spears father Jamie Spears is the
conservator over Britney SPears' estate and finances. Now that she is without
any type of real spending cash, a judge has ordered that Britney can have
a Jamie approved debit card. This is hysterical. The cash limit on the card
is $1,500 which is alot of money to me. But for her its about 3 Cheeto runs
to the gas station and a carton of smokes. There are also rumors flying
that she will appear on How I Met Your Mother. Which is complete bullshit
I don't beleive that for a second. I just can't get over this debit card thing,
I mean I have never heard anything like it. I've said it a million times before
and I will say it again. This chick is gonna be b.r.o.k.e. broke. She pays alimony,
her lawyer fees for herself AND K-Fed are going through the roof and now
her dad gets to spend $1,500 a month on himself and he gets to rent a
car. Before I reported that he got $1,500 a month but that has changed to
per week. Currently the Spears' fam is trying to get the lawyer bills for
Britney and K-Fed to get dropped drastically. Brits lawyers are asking for
$400,000 and K-Fed's wants $600,000. They are trying to widdle down
both to about $175,000. I am just curious where Britney is getting all
this cash to pay these huge fees. I mean when exactly is the next golden
nugget is going to fall out of Britney Spears' ass? I have no idea. More on this
later.




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The American Idol Crunk After Party

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According to TMZ, the Idols decided to have a little fun after the voting off
of their comrades. They say no underage contestants "were spotted Lohaning
it up" but apparently a few of the Final 12 were spotted partying it up. Now
granted they don't have much time for hangovers because they have to rehearse
and memorize lyrics for their upcoming contests. We don't know exactly how
the rehearsig is coming because for some reason Fox isn't letting the TMZ
cameras in, even though TMZ has their own show on Fox. That is ridiculous.
Soon enough, just like last season, cameras will be let in and we will be able to
see the hardcore partying going on, maybe even seeing a few shitfaced Idols
passed out on the couch. I am very much so looking forward to that day. Until
then, stay tuned.

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Britney Spears' Conservatorship Has Been Extended

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Well according to TMZ Britney Soears' conservatorship has been extended
tuntil July,31. However, Jamie Spears tells TMZ that he will end the conservatorship
before then if Britneys mental state improves. And check this out, Jamie Spears
has gotten permission from the court to withdraw $2,500 a month from Britney
Spears' account during the time he is a conservator. Damn. Thats a nice little
paycheck. The way things are going, Britney will be dead broke by June. I
mean where is the money coming from. I hear her latest cd Blackout didn't
sell nearly as well as her earlier albums. According to a minute order, whatever
that is, Jamie Spears can also lease a car with Brits cash. I am not kidding
when I say she will be dead broke in 2008. I already did an entire post
about how much she spends monthly and yearly, including $20,000 a month
to KFed for alimony. Which he is living well on by the way. Oh well, I guess
we'll see exactly where she stands financially after the conservatorship ends.

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Theres A New Lohan Reality Show

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Sadly it will not be starring
Lindsay.
Ricki Lake ate her way
through Hollywood.
Kirsten Dunst is getting
laid in rehab.
Kate Hudson has a perfect
little ass.
Bar Refaeli being a sexy
pirate isn't news. But the poster-
board behind her is.
I love Calvin Klein and I love
Kate Bosworth, so it only
makes sense that Kate Bosworth
is the new model for Calvin
Klein.
Jessica Alba still has
massive pregnant cleavage.
Miley Cyrus is a soon-to-be
pop wreck.
Ashlee Simpson is prmoting
her new cd.

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Kevin Federline Is Fat

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These pictures from The Daily Mail show that KFed is still living fat off
of Britney Spears' alimony. I am still stumped on how the UK gets these
pictures before the US does. Apparently they know something we don't
know. Either way, he seems to know how to strech that comfy $20,000
per month alimony check out so he can afford all his fatty foods and
donuts. Am I jealous? Of course. This is a guy who got to bang Britney
Spears before her body went downward, will continuously stay in the
spotlight as long as Britney Spears is alive. And what does he have now?
A comfy $20,000 alimony check, not to mention all the "gifts" he got
while they were getting divorced. Including but not limited to, a Ferarri,
a wardrobe and God knows how ever many other toys while they were
still together. Jealous? You bet your ass. Now here he is golfing, poor people
do not golf. He still has time to have fun even though there is a custody
battle in the courts over his kids. But lets face it, Spears isn't going to get
custody as long as there are bears shitting in the woods.It seems to be,
that every few days KFed attends a fashion show or is photographed in
some distant part of the country doing fun stuff while all this drama
unfolds in Cali. Either way, good for him.




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Who The Fuck Is This Guy?

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Paris Hilton has been meeting with a monk, or a guru, or something. Apparently
he is a shaman. There is no word on exactky what he is doing with Paris Hilton
but he has been hanging around with her, at least all day. Not only does he have
the weird beard, he also has the robe clothes, that make this story extra creepy.
According to a few sites she was "blessed" by him. Now correct me if I am wrong
but didn't Paris jump on the kaballa train a few years ago with Madonna? I mean
I am sure a blessing only works if you are being blessed by someone who shares
the same religion as you do. I am no expert but I doubt this guy is either. Either
way, go Paris, I could care less.

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