Lindsay Lohan started her house arrest yesterday at her beach side townhouse and according to TMZ, she is going to be spending her time painting and reading scripts. I think after she is sober, time served and has no prior commitments to the state of California (e.g. community service) she will be insurable again for the execs in Hollywood. I personally think she should try to sell some of her paintings cause for someone to have something in their house drawn my LiLo would be pretty cool. Look forward to seeing some of her work.
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Lindsay Lohan started her house arrest yesterday at her beach side townhouse and according to TMZ, she is going to be spending her time painting and reading scripts. I think after she is sober, time served and has no prior commitments to the state of California (e.g. community service) she will be insurable again for the execs in Hollywood. I personally think she should try to sell some of her paintings cause for someone to have something in their house drawn my LiLo would be pretty cool. Look forward to seeing some of her work.
Lindsay Lohan when she is not out getting smashed while on probation spends time at home with her doors and windows locked because apparently she has a stalker. Why anyone would want to stalk this chick (paparazzi included) is beyond me. Anyway, this dude looks like he could do some damage so hopefully she will get a restraining order soon. I don't want my favorite fucked up redhead getting hurt. #TeamLindsay
OK so here is a pic of Lindsay Lohan at a club where she is looking pretty intoxicated. This story is through Radar and they will post anything LiLo so I would take it with a grain of salt. If you handed them a video of two dogs fucking and titled the video "Lindsay Lohan" they would put it on their site. I gotta say that LiLo definitely looks intoxicated in this picture. There is a big story that goes along with it saying one of the chicks that was with Lindsay took the camera from the photographer and put it in a bucket of ice. I wouldn't be surprised at all that Lindsay was out getting smashed at a club when she is supposed to be at home. Isn't that right? Shouldn't she be at home on house arrest? When does that shit start?
Lindsay Lohan said she is done causing trouble for herself with run-ins with the law and using drugs. She says she is clean for life and she is kinda pissed that she is on probation in the first place. Fucking bitch is LUCKY she only has 3 months probation and isn't in the clink for a year and a day. Spoiled brat. Anyway, as soon as probation is lifted, she will be back to her old ways. Count on it. #TeamLindsay!
TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan will more than likely serve her 120 day jail sentence at home and not have to actually be put in the clink. I think this is good news because then she could have her famous photographer friends come over and do magazine spreads and all that bullshit. She still has a shitload of community service to do and I am sure I will hear some horror stories about that but that is for another time.
Lindsay Lohan got a last minute call to community service orientation and she decided to go and will start community service very soon. I guess she is doing everything in her power to pretend like she is a responsible adult and therefore spend less time in the clink. We will see how her community service goes.
It seems that Lindsay Lohan is going to go ahead and plea no contest, basically guilty, to the theft of the necklace that everyone has been talking about for the past couple of months. This is an admission of guilt. If she were innocent she would PLEA innocent but now she is telling the world she is a thief. She already has hundreds of hours of community service to do but she is facing a minimum of 120 days in jail after she goes to court. She may be in court as early as today which is what is to be expected but it might be later in the week. I will definitely keep everyone in the loop on what happens. By the way, more than likely she will probably only end up doing a few weeks in the clink. We will see.
Lindsay Lohan says she wants to have an Oscar in her hands by the time she is 30. I think she is like 23 or something and I could definitely see a Razzie in her future if her sorry ass was insurable enough to even be on a movie set. She will never, NEVER get an Oscar. This is a harsh reality she has to very much accept and deal with now. Before she gets her hopes up.
Usually when Lindsay Lohan has something to say she will dispatch her mother to The Today Show to speak for her or just tell a paparazzi on her way out of a club at 3 in the morning with a gurantee that it will be on Radar the next morning. Now she is actually standing up for herself and doing an interview herself with Jay Leno. Jay Leno is a fucking pariah in the late night talk show biz just like LiLo is a pariah in the movie biz. Maybe they can get married? Oh that's right LiLo munches carpet. Nevermind.
Last Friday Lindsay Lohan went to court and got thrown in jail only to be bailed out for $75k hours later. Who the fuck had that kind of money laying around I am not sure. Anyway, she thinks she is being picked on because she is a star. She wouldn't be being picked on by any chance for being a THIEF would she? Dumb bitch. I am still #TeamLindsay but she is gonna go down for this and if she thought 120 day in the clink was bad, wait until she is sentenced to a year. Which is very likely what will happen.
Usually on a friday I would save my LiLo post for after the sun goes down cause that is around the time Lindsay falls flat on her face after a night of drinking but she is sober now so I will have to settle for this rollercoaster pic. Also, Lindsay will not be playing victoria Gotti in the new upcoming biopic but she will be in the movie as Victoria Gotti's daughter-in-law.
Victoria Gotti, John Gotti's wife, wants Lindsay Lohan to play her in an upcoming John Gotti movie cause she saw her in parent trap and thought, " she was a cute kid." Of course Lindsay will probably be in jail by the time this movie is put together but hey, roll the dice and take your chances. Anyway, I am sure she will not get the part for the same reason every other production company in Hollywood will not give her parts. Cause she is not insurable. She is a fucking nut bag that will probably be behind bars in the middle of production and putting a big movie like that on hold for weeks or even months makes the budget much bigger. So yea, don't get your hopes up kids.
Yesterday Michael Lohan was reported to be banging on Lindsay Lohan's windows of her house and Lindsay was trapped inside cared out of her mind. Of course this is coming from sources who know a source who know a source. I am sure Lindsay pays her little "friends" to go to tabloids and report shit that just isn't true just because she is an attention whore and truly an attention addict. Eventually Michael went home and the cops were never called. These people have issues.
Lindsay Lohan is in talks to play John Gotti's daughter in a new biopic. Of course Lindsay seems to be in "big talkes" every few months and things never work out cause she is a mess. Apparently this would be the biggest movie she has ever been in if she does get the gig. It has a budget exceeding $75 million. That is pretty impressive. Of course Lindsay will invent a way to fuck it up. Trust me, she will.
Lindsay Lohan has been offered a film role (she still gets film roles?) for a Charles Manson movie where she would be playing Sharon Tate if she accepted. As many people who have been on this planet for a couple of decades knows all about Charlies Manson and the Tate murder. Tate in real life is MUCH more attractive than Lindsay Lohan but I guess the director is desperate to get the movie made. Desperate enough to let LiLo ruin it for him and send it straight to dvd. There is a fucked up fascination with Lindsay Lohan and the tabloids but no one actually wants to see her in films because she is just... a bad actress. #TeamLindsay!
Lindsay Lohan slipped and fell on her ass the other night at a bar and when TMZ approached her she outright said, " I was NOT drinking, nor do I drink!" Did TMZ even ask? She probably carries around negative drug tests and a breathalyzer that is pre rogrammed to always read 0.0 just in case someone got curious. Thing is, you can't quit drinking and then keep the exact same routine you always kept. Especially not a party agenda that Lindsay keeps. I am still #TeamLindsay but I will be pissed if she ends up going to jail cause she is a fuckin' airhead and can't remember putting on a necklace and then walking out of the store with it. Anyway, court date later this month. Happy April everyone!
The D.A. in California has decided not to persue assault charges in the Lindsay Lohan Betty Ford battery case. They are saying there is "insufficient evidence". Of course the chick who got assaulted by LiLo (and I do believe she did it) immediately went to the press and sold her story and that is why there will be no criminal case more than likely. Anyway, LiLo should enjoy her freedom while she can because she will probably be going away for a long time. I will be on your side in this Lindsay. But the clock is ticking. #TeamLindsay!
Lindsay Lohan has officially rejected the plea deal that would have landed her in jail for a little over two weeks and instead has chosen to go to trial for grand theft and will more than likely be locked up for a probation violation while she awaits the trial. Of course there is still a mystery surrounding whether or not she will be charged with violating probation for drinking alcohol laced tea but I am sure that subject will come up at her next court date. If she is found guilty of grand theft (and they have her on video commiting the crime) then she will be thrown in the pokey for over a year. Even an unintentional crime is still a crime. I am still on #TeamLindsay but I am thinking this will turn out badly for her. I like the chick but I think a break from Lindsay Lohan in the tabloids would do some people some good.
Lindsay Lohan has had enough of the drugs in her life, every single little drug, and has decided to quit smoking cigarettes... COLD TURKEY! I commend her. I know how hard it is to quit as I have tried several times in the past year. I am still convinced she will at least serve a little time in jail but at least she will be healthier. Now if we can just get that douche bag Jon Gosselin to quit.
For many, many years I fantasized about making love to Lindsay Lohan. Who am I fooling? Fucking Lindsay Lohan cause I know that creature is not capable of love. But now I would not go near here with a 10 foot pole because this chick is constantly having run-ins with the law. She was pulled over, again, for running a stop sign. I am not sure if this is violation of her probation but running a stop sign is the dumbest fucking thing you could do. Both legally and common sense...ly. Anyway, she still has time to think over a jail plea, which she will most likely not take. But who knows?
