For many, many years I fantasized about making love to Lindsay Lohan. Who am I fooling? Fucking Lindsay Lohan cause I know that creature is not capable of love. But now I would not go near here with a 10 foot pole because this chick is constantly having run-ins with the law. She was pulled over, again, for running a stop sign. I am not sure if this is violation of her probation but running a stop sign is the dumbest fucking thing you could do. Both legally and common sense...ly. Anyway, she still has time to think over a jail plea, which she will most likely not take. But who knows?
For many, many years I fantasized about making love to Lindsay Lohan. Who am I fooling? Fucking Lindsay Lohan cause I know that creature is not capable of love. But now I would not go near here with a 10 foot pole because this chick is constantly having run-ins with the law. She was pulled over, again, for running a stop sign. I am not sure if this is violation of her probation but running a stop sign is the dumbest fucking thing you could do. Both legally and common sense...ly. Anyway, she still has time to think over a jail plea, which she will most likely not take. But who knows?
