Michael Lohan apparently beat the shit out of his ex-girlfriend and now she has a restraining order against him (probably not his first) saying that he is a national danger. In related news, Lindsay, Ali and Dina are going to drop Lohan from their name and just go by their first. I think Michael should counter and drop his first name and just go by Lohan. That way they can all be little one name losers as they make their trips across Calaifornia when they visit LiLo in prison.
Michael Lohan apparently beat the shit out of his ex-girlfriend and now she has a restraining order against him (probably not his first) saying that he is a national danger. In related news, Lindsay, Ali and Dina are going to drop Lohan from their name and just go by their first. I think Michael should counter and drop his first name and just go by Lohan. That way they can all be little one name losers as they make their trips across Calaifornia when they visit LiLo in prison.
