Russell Brand has yet another book coming out that is not about sex with Katy Perry which is a shame because if he focused on that subject, he would become a best selling author real quick. Instead he wrote a book about smashing dead birds with a hammer on stage and then throwing them into the crowd. He is one fucked up individual. I knew he fucked with drugs a little bit in his past but this is some Angelina Jolie shit. And Angelina Jolie is one of the most fucked up people in Hollywood.
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Russell Brand has yet another book coming out that is not about sex with Katy Perry which is a shame because if he focused on that subject, he would become a best selling author real quick. Instead he wrote a book about smashing dead birds with a hammer on stage and then throwing them into the crowd. He is one fucked up individual. I knew he fucked with drugs a little bit in his past but this is some Angelina Jolie shit. And Angelina Jolie is one of the most fucked up people in Hollywood.
Katy Perrys mom was at the Grammys (wtf?) and she told reporters that she wants grandkids. Russell looks like a fucking psychopath and I am genuinely afraid to see what his offspring would look like. Beisdes, these fuckers are just rustling bed springs for fun and they will never have kids. It is WAAAY to early in Katy's career to be popping out the little ones. To early in her life too. Let her sing and sell tickets to horny men in the hopes of being present when Katy finally does have some sort of wardrobe malfunction.
Katy Perry who just married British funnyman Russell Brand back in October says things are going good for them in their marriage...sexually. She says, "I have secrets and magic tricks, of course. I can't share them because then you'd all know." By magic tricks I am guessing she means anal and by secrets I guess she means she is good in any position. I would love to see some of her "secrets" and "magic tricks". Of course that psychopath she is married to will probably keep her all to himself like the selfish bastard that he is. Here to hoping for a quick divorce.
It is now official that Katy Perry has become Katy Brand. I am not sure if this will be on the cover of her future albums but we will see. She still looks hot. even for a married chick. I just hope she doesn't fuck around and get pregnant with that psychopath's baby. That would be a real bummer.
It seems like life is just peachy for Russell Brand after taking one of the hottest hottys to hit Hollywood off the market. For this I hate him but I will forgive him quickly if he ever decides to hit record on a camcorder. He was talking to Us Weekly and mentioned that after putting on a shirt, Katy didn't like it and he said he felt like it was something out of a sitcom. Yes Russell, a very British, very corny sitcom. I couldn't imagine some bullshit like that being in a sitcom in the United States. I am sure after the interview Russell laughed and said, "It was so surreal I was waiting for a band of men to burst through the door dressed as women! Another spot o' tea?"
