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Showing posts with label Mark Zuckerberg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mark Zuckerberg. Show all posts

Seriously?

Posted by mista
Time magazine has announced their person of the year and it was that pimple-faceed shut in Mark Zuckerberg. He is the only loser in the world who is worth over a billion dollars ($4 billion to be exact) and not party. I am not saying make a cameo on Girls Gone Wild but at least get laid here and there. He was photographed jogging with some mega hotty but I think after that he went into his office and masturbated furiously while thinking to himself, I should have told her she was pretty. I should have held her hand. You're so stupid Mark! I wonder when my accutane will be in?