Celebrity News

Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock spent New Years Eve together this year and people are speculating that they may be an item. For Ryan Reynolds to go from Scarlett Johansson to Sandra Bullock is like eating steak every night for dinner and then one day deciding that a rump roast is more his thing. Of course he will never find a chick hotter than Scarlett so if I were in his position, I would just find the nearest gun and kill myself.

Ryan Reynolds is now bitching to his friends that Scarlett Johansson treated him badly during their marriage. Personally, if I were married to Scarlett Johansson, she could badmouth and berate me in front of my friends and family 24 hours a day and let the world know in the press that I am hung like a chipmunk and I would forgive her 100% as long as she agreed to have sex with me at the end of the day. This dude needs a reality check and realize that he was MARRIED TO SCARLETT JOHANSSON. As much as I love Ryan Reynolds ( who was great in Definitely, Maybe) I think he is underappreciative of how lucky he is to even touch Scarlett let alone get married to her and have exclusive sex with her for however long they were married.

Woot! Woot! Scarlette Johansson just left Ryan Reynold's sorry ass which means I get to have her all to myself this Christmas. Could Santa really be that generous? Vanesssa Hudgens, Jennifer Carpenter AND Scarlette Johansson back on the market for the holiday season? I must kneel down besides my bed tonight and pray to God that there is beauty in this world after all. Here is to ScarJo hooking up with some sleazy attention whore in the near future and releasing a sex tape!