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Here is Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn holding hands. Why the fuck she would waste her 24 karat poon tang on a dipshit old fart like him is beyond me. Anyway, now everyone thinks that since they are holding hands that they are an official couple now. I think it was officially when she gave him a foot job underneath a table in L.A.

It is being reported that ScarJo has moved in with Sean Penn at his $3.8 million Malibu home.Yesterday everyone and their brother was saying that Scarlett was preggers but it proved to be false. So I guess she is just fat? You can judge for yourself with the pic to the left but as Juno would put it, I think it is just a food baby. Anyway, Sean is a fucking asshole and doesn't deserve ScarJo. The only reason she moved in with him is cause she was living in a hotel and was basically homeless.

It seems that these old fuckers in Hollywood that are worth close to $1 billion and used to look good in their heyday are good at pullin' in grade A pieces of tail. Sean Penn is the latest example but getting to have his way with Scarlett Johansson. They showed up as a couple at Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth's wedding. I heard that bringing your girlfriend to a wedding is a total party foul unless you plan to marry her. I hope that doesn't happen.

Is there something in the air in Hollywood where all the hot celebrities date ancient mole hills? You have Ashton and Demi which will never end. You have Bradley Cooper banging Renee Zellweger (used to). And now Scarlett Johansson is all over Sean Penn's balls. This shit is gross. Just go to a club and find a new boy toy every night and fuck the shit out of them in your presidential suite like so many other female celebrities have done over the years. I don't like this "old person" trend at all.