Last night Scarlett Johansson showed up to the Oscars with some dude no one has ever seen before and the "are they/aren't they" rumors began to swirl. In fact I wouldn't put it past a paparazzo or two to look at her hand to see if she was engaged. Anyway, the dude with her is her agent Joe Machota. This is why I need to move to Hollywood because I get to walk down the red carpet with super hot chicks like Scarlett Johansson and if I am lucky, may be able to brush my hand against her ass here and there.
Last night Scarlett Johansson showed up to the Oscars with some dude no one has ever seen before and the "are they/aren't they" rumors began to swirl. In fact I wouldn't put it past a paparazzo or two to look at her hand to see if she was engaged. Anyway, the dude with her is her agent Joe Machota. This is why I need to move to Hollywood because I get to walk down the red carpet with super hot chicks like Scarlett Johansson and if I am lucky, may be able to brush my hand against her ass here and there.
