This is a pic of Hayden Panettiere and her boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko who is feet taller than Hayden. She was on Ellen where Ellen asked her about how she has sex with her boy toy and she sad, "where there's a will, there's a way!" Until Hayden is talking about having sex with me, I could give a fuck less about her sex life. He did a nude photo shoot where you kinda sorta see her ass but due to lack of lighting, you really don't see anything. Making her one of the prettiest and one of the most boring celebs out there.
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Showing posts with label Hayden Panettiere. Show all posts
This is a pic of Hayden Panettiere and her boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko who is feet taller than Hayden. She was on Ellen where Ellen asked her about how she has sex with her boy toy and she sad, "where there's a will, there's a way!" Until Hayden is talking about having sex with me, I could give a fuck less about her sex life. He did a nude photo shoot where you kinda sorta see her ass but due to lack of lighting, you really don't see anything. Making her one of the prettiest and one of the most boring celebs out there.
This is a photo of Hayden Panettiere at Oktoberfest. I haven't really heard all that much from Hayden since they cancelled Heroes but whenever she is in the news it is a good thing. I could analyze the fact that she has a beer in her hand and she is not yet 21 years old but I am more captivated with that awesome cleavage staring back at me. I mean this shit doesn't get any better. I am in a trance.
Michelle Hunziker is still rocki'n the bikini.[ The Blemish ]
Bar Refaeli deepthroats a sub sandwich.
[ Drunken Stepfather ]
Hayden Panettiere's boyfriend will beat you up.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]
Chris Rock is at BOA.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Heidi Montag looks retarded in a bikini.
[ Egotastic ]
Jon And Kate Plus 8 might be coming back.
[ Fatback Media ]
Dixie Carter is dead.
[ Popbytes ]
Recently Hayden Panettiere was at a red carpet event for whatever the fuck and
she got very testy with the paparazzi. After posing for a few pics a television reporter
touched her shoulder and said, " may we talk with you Hayden?" Hayden then snapped,
" don't you ever touch me!" A reporter touched her? What the hell was she thinking?
everyone knows that the only person who gets to touch Hayden Panettiere is what-
ever slut she happens to be making out with at the time. I am sure reporters around
the globe have learned their lesson from this little debacle. After the event she was
seen dining with Justin Long, because he gets tail like that. After this incident, one
things is clear, Hayden Panettiere is a cunt. But I still want to touch hers.
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Talk about a slow Monday. Granted it is not the lack of stories out there so much as
it is a lack of stories that involve humor. Issac Hayes and even more tragically Bernie
Mac has died this past weekend and that is very sad. BUT Hayden Panettiere's father
being arrested for spousal abuse, that is kind of funny. I can see her family going down
the same road as the Lohans. A controlling mother, a psychotic father. However, Hayden
doesn't exactly set a bad example for her younger sibling. She doesn't drink, she doesn't
stay out until 2 in the morning at clubs and doesn't crash her car on a weekly basis. You
will notice in the picture above that Hayden has a blach eye. Don't worry people she
is fine, it was a photoshop job done by the people at The Blemish in an attempt to be
funny. And it is actually. Well, no more news for the day, if someone else dies or another
Hollywood family start beating the shit out of people again, you will hear it here.
Hayden Panettiere is a pretty hot chick. So there is no reason for her
to be dining alone on Valentines Day. However, she wasn't exactly
dining alone. She munched down at Beverly Hills restaurant STK.
A number of other people were eating there as well, such as, Tony
Hawk, Adam Sandler, Michael Bay, Jeremy Sisto, Rob Schneider,
Eriq LaSalle and Chris Farley's brother Kevin. The star studded
ghuest list at STK is not the issue though. The fact that Hayden Panettiere
doesn't have a man in her life is. This kind of goes along with
Karolina Kourkova being too intimidating for men to talk to her.
Its ridiculous. And if people are afraid of Hayden, then I ask, why?
She's just some chick from NBC who is on a show that is currently
on hiatus because of a writers strike. She isn't that intimidating.
If I ran into Hayden Panettiere on the streets of Hollywood, one
of the first words out of my mouth would be, will you have dinner
with me? And then she would become jello in my arms. Living
happily ever after.
Theres not much going on today so I am going to post these pictures
of Hayden Panettiere doing Vanity Fair magazine. This is by far the
best photoshoot she has done. Aside from all the bikini pics on the
beach. I think she was trying to save dolphins or something, but I don't
care. All I care about is Hayden Panettiere wearing as little as possible
as often as possible.
Thats right motherfuckers she is finally 18! She is no longer
jailbait. Not that that makes any difference. Now she can pick
up some smokes after a night of hot sex. She can also buy porn. I
am going to take her shopping in the Red Light District in Amsterdam.
The day has finally come, and I am sure alot of guys are sighing a
large sigh of relief. Now the countdown begins until she is 21, when she
can rent a car and have a mortgage.
I woke up this morning and decided it was a good day to do a post on Hayden
Panettiere. It just so happens that she agreed with me and celebrated the
occasion by wearing short sexy shorts.Now in 23 days this site is gonna get
alot more Hayden friendly because that will be the day she turns 18. Thats
right. No more jailbait fear. I am no expert on this, but I think the people
at Hayden's Countdown might be keeping track of her B-Day. So keep
it in your pants for 23 more days and you'll avoid jailtime, but does anyone
really care anyway?
And my day just got alot more brighter. Be careful gentlemen she
is jailbait. Until August 21st thios little number is off the market.
I love Hayden but cannot stand that dogshit Heroes. I never watched
the show and more than likely never will. These are some pretty good shots
too. I hope you enjoy. In more jailbait news, Emma Watson is still
single, and not 18 yet. Just turned 17 in fact. I will wait patiently.
