I have been saying this for
months. [ The Blemish ]
Laura Conrad is in a bikini.
[ Egotastic ]
Paris Hilton still thinks she
can sing. [ Celebrity Puke ]
Eva Longoria has been banned
from getting knocked up.
[ Geno's World ]
Heidi Montag is boobs. I mean
patriotic.
Tori Spelling is a preacher now.
Katherine McPhee is the sexiest
Idol yet. [ Glitterati ]
Is Alyssa Milano going to be in
Playboy? [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Miss new jersey is still being
blackmailed with non nude
photos, cause she is an idiot.
[ Celebitchy ]
