Some chick named Crystal Bowersox who was on American Idol got married to some musician this Sunday. She is far away from what I would call hot so I could care less about this courtship. I am sure her and her husband will sit around the house all day working on their vocal range and trying to figure out how to expand their 15 minutes of fame. Good luck with that.
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Some chick named Crystal Bowersox who was on American Idol got married to some musician this Sunday. She is far away from what I would call hot so I could care less about this courtship. I am sure her and her husband will sit around the house all day working on their vocal range and trying to figure out how to expand their 15 minutes of fame. Good luck with that.
Crystal Bowersox is some chick who was a runner up on American Idol this past season and I did not watch a single episode. Aside from Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson, the talent from the show fall faster into obscurity after the show than...well... an American Idol contestant. She is kinda cute and I would definitely fuck her cause I am desperate like that. But now the National Enquirer is saying that she had several lesbian relationships before her time on Idol. She looks like she could be a carpet muncher but since this story is coming from The National Enquirer I am taking it with a gigantic Texas sized grain of salt. Not that it really matters. This chick will be a nobody in 3...2...
I have not been keeping up with American Idol this season not cause the show isn't entertaining but mostly because I don't feel like raping my ears with awful music. Anyway, the front runner of the show, Crystal Bowersox, was about to leave the show when Ryan Seacrest convinced her to stay on cause then she could buy her mom a house or some shit. This is one of those contestants that if she got voted off the show she would still have a big career kind of like Jennifer Hudson. Maybe she will win maybe she won't. It is just good that Ryan Seacrest is finally earning his paycheck.
