Last Friday David Beckham was driving down the 405 freeway when he rear-ended a Mitsubishi in the carpool lane. I am taking an educated guess that he was not drunk because the whole fucking world would have known about it by now if he was. He was not hurt in the accident and the passenger in the other car was complaining of minor neck pain. I am sure those pains started just about the same time that he/she saw that it was multimillionaire David Beckham that bumped into them.