Crossing the Blues
David Schwimmer and his wife... who gives a fuck had a baby girl today and I am not sure what they will name her but I would guess it begins with D and ends with G. That's right, douchebag. I know calling a girl a docuhebag is kind of like calling a guy a cunt but I think in David Schwimmer's case, it is acceptable. David Schwimmer is the biggest pussy in 48 states. This dude probably got the shit kicked out of him in high school and still does by people at parties.