David Schwimmer and his wife... who gives a fuck had a baby girl today and I am not sure what they will name her but I would guess it begins with D and ends with G. That's right, douchebag. I know calling a girl a docuhebag is kind of like calling a guy a cunt but I think in David Schwimmer's case, it is acceptable. David Schwimmer is the biggest pussy in 48 states. This dude probably got the shit kicked out of him in high school and still does by people at parties.
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David Schwimmer and his wife... who gives a fuck had a baby girl today and I am not sure what they will name her but I would guess it begins with D and ends with G. That's right, douchebag. I know calling a girl a docuhebag is kind of like calling a guy a cunt but I think in David Schwimmer's case, it is acceptable. David Schwimmer is the biggest pussy in 48 states. This dude probably got the shit kicked out of him in high school and still does by people at parties.
OK so David Schwimmer isn't expecting, his wife is. Of course you could of fooled me because judging by this guy's personality, I would swear he has a vagina in his pants. I never liked David Schwimmer and the only thing he ever did that I liked was star as the doctor in the movie Breast Men as the guy who invented breast implants. Of course if you showed him a pair of breasts in real life he would say "Ew. Yucky!" and pee in his pants a little. His wife is hot though. I am sure she ran the gauntlet and tried her best to mooch off his celebrity to create a d-list career of her own but Schwimmer wasn't popular enough to help her out. Congrats. I hope it is a girl.
