Crossing the Blues
Arnold Schwarzenegger is getting divorced from his wife Maria Shriver of 25 years because he likes to fuck things that don't look like a skeleton. Unfortunately I don't think there was a prenup involved in their marriage so rumors are swirling that he will have to fork out nearly $200 million to get her off his back. Poor governator. Fortunately, he will still be able to fuck just about anyone in Hollywood. If and old used up fuck like Sean Penn can tap Scarlett Johansson's ass anything is possible.