Arnold Schwarzenegger is getting divorced from his wife Maria Shriver of 25 years because he likes to fuck things that don't look like a skeleton. Unfortunately I don't think there was a prenup involved in their marriage so rumors are swirling that he will have to fork out nearly $200 million to get her off his back. Poor governator. Fortunately, he will still be able to fuck just about anyone in Hollywood. If and old used up fuck like Sean Penn can tap Scarlett Johansson's ass anything is possible.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is getting divorced from his wife Maria Shriver of 25 years because he likes to fuck things that don't look like a skeleton. Unfortunately I don't think there was a prenup involved in their marriage so rumors are swirling that he will have to fork out nearly $200 million to get her off his back. Poor governator. Fortunately, he will still be able to fuck just about anyone in Hollywood. If and old used up fuck like Sean Penn can tap Scarlett Johansson's ass anything is possible.
This isn't necessarily good news but more like just newsworthy. Arnold Schwarzenegger and wife Maria Shriver have decided to get a divorce. Everyone know that Arnold is a republican and Maria is a democrat but they somehow worked through their issues over the years. I am willing to bet anything that they had differences while Arnold was still governor of California but decided to wait a little while to split. Maria said she didn't want to do the news while her husband was in office but now maybe she will come back to NBC. I hope so.
