Last Friday David Beckham was driving down the 405 freeway when he rear-ended a Mitsubishi in the carpool lane. I am taking an educated guess that he was not drunk because the whole fucking world would have known about it by now if he was. He was not hurt in the accident and the passenger in the other car was complaining of minor neck pain. I am sure those pains started just about the same time that he/she saw that it was multimillionaire David Beckham that bumped into them.
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Last Friday David Beckham was driving down the 405 freeway when he rear-ended a Mitsubishi in the carpool lane. I am taking an educated guess that he was not drunk because the whole fucking world would have known about it by now if he was. He was not hurt in the accident and the passenger in the other car was complaining of minor neck pain. I am sure those pains started just about the same time that he/she saw that it was multimillionaire David Beckham that bumped into them.
David and Victoria Beckham showed up to the royal wedding wearing blue and gray. Like I said in my previous post I am not a fashion expert but I also know that blue and gray are the most boring colors in the world. They may as have worn brown. I always try to keep my wardrobe colorful with reds and oranges and powder blues cause I was sick of all the bullshit fashion trends started by the Beckhams and Tom Cruise. Those scientologist fuckers do not know how to dress.
Jessica Alba wears short shorts.
[ The Blemish ]
David Beckham: actor? Ummm, no.
Anton Yelchin and the what?
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Coco and Ice-T: swingers?
[ City Rag ]
Isla Fischer is officially off the market.
[ Daily Stab ]
Bar Refaeli is see through.
[ Egotastic ]
