Celebrity News

Barack Obama and Michelle Obama met with Prince William and Kate Middleton yesterday who now go by different names which I will not use here cause I think all that English proper name bullshit is gay. I am not sure what they talked about and since Barack is a rock star I am sure he just visited so he could get his mug in the tabloids. Just like why he downed a pint of Guiness in Ireland a bit ago.

TMZ is having a poll over at their site asking whether or not Barack and Michelle Obama did the wild thing after he announced that they kill Osama Bin Laden. This prez is pretty cool so I would guess that they did. This is also the only presidential couple we've had in recent history that picturing sex between the two doesn't make me wanna vomit.

Hey everyone. For some reason Blogger is fucking up on me and not letting me post
pictures here. I hope they unfuck themselves by tomorrow and blog posts will resume
as usual. I apologize for the delay. In the meantime, peep out these blogs...

Kim Kardashian is good at Twitter.
[ The Blemish ]

Britey Spears' mother has moved in with her.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Alessandria Ambrosio is a supermodel mom.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Jennifer Aniston side boob.
[ City Rag ]

Carrie Prejean is being sued.
[ Daily Stab ]

Vikki Blows is topless.
[ Egotastic ]

Obama-care is not socialized medicine.
[ Secret Ninja ]