Celebrity News

It seems that Ashton Kutcher will not be the replacement for Charlie Sheen as a permanent member of Two And A Half Men for good. He has only signed a contract for one year. I guess CBS and Chock Lorre are still hanging on to hope that Charlie Sheen will sober up and come back to the show. I recant that. Not sober up. I believe he is sober as a priest on Sunday when he does his stupid little stand up acts or whatever. He just acts like he is drunk because he is an idiot.

Ashton Kutcher is bitching about having his name dragged through the mud as I reported on this blog the other day but just because he thinks his name is "reputable" and "marketable" the porn giant Vivid Entertainment could really give a shit less. They are moving forward with the sex tape of Ashton's former mistress and claiming that it is his own fault for having the affair and after someone, famous or not, commits adultry like that, them and their name is fair game. I won't watch the Brittney Jones sex tape but I will for sure scan through the preview pics on Vivid's website just to see what she looks like naked.

Ashton Kutcher is threatening to sue Vivid Entertainment over the use of his name for the new porn that is about to be released featuring his alleged mistress. Everyone thinks the mistress story is bullshit but people are still interested. Like I have said before, I wouldn't blame him at all for cheating on Demi Moore cause her face is cute but she has a hoss body like a man. In the letter released to Vivid Entertainment it says that Ashton's "marketable celebrity identity value" is at risk. That is lawyer code for, this will tarnish his image. I won't get the sex tape but I am still very much so looking forward to still shots of this chick naked.

OK as you know, since I reported it on my blog the other day, Ashton Kutcher is a cheating cheater who wants to have nothing to do with his ancient dinosaur wife Demi Moore. He is secretly banging a 21-year-old behind her back and now said 21-year-old has text messages that he sent her according to Star. Star magazine has been kind of extreme lately and I am not sure I believe what I am reading but if this text message is true then Star will get A LOT of credibility amongst tabloids and entertainment blogs.

Ashton Kutcher is being accused yet again by Star magazine that he is cheating. This time they have a chick who came forward and is claiming that she had an affair with @aplusk. Demi is GOD AWFUL ugly and has an ass that could crack walnuts so I do not blame him for cheating. I think I said that when Ashton hooked up with another girl but it had to be said again. As for the chick who came forward? Totally fuckable. Just sayin'.