Celebrity News

I know this news is a day old but I was busy yesterday and didn't get a chance to report on it. Charlie Sheen is selling his awesome Beverly Hills crib I guess to pay for his traveling lifestyle. It is going for $7.2 mil which seems like a pretty low price for a house this nice. It is gorgeous! I would like to see the inside as well so if you have those pics, e-mail me!

It seems that Ashton Kutcher will not be the replacement for Charlie Sheen as a permanent member of Two And A Half Men for good. He has only signed a contract for one year. I guess CBS and Chock Lorre are still hanging on to hope that Charlie Sheen will sober up and come back to the show. I recant that. Not sober up. I believe he is sober as a priest on Sunday when he does his stupid little stand up acts or whatever. He just acts like he is drunk because he is an idiot.

Apparently in 1990 when I was just a young'un, Charlie Sheen was in the tabloids for shooting Kelly Preston but now on his little tour thingy he is stating that she shot herself. I don't remember any of this and I do not see why it is relevant but Charlie is pretty much insane now so I guess every little thing is relevant now. #Winning.

Bree Olsen, one of Charlie Sheen's godesses, is back on the market. I guess she got tired of some has been actor talking about her constantly and wanted to move on to a guy who doesn't look like he is going through chemotherapy. She is smokin' hot and will have no problem finding a new guy to hold hands with. I am available. Just sayin'.

Denise Richards has stepped up and offered to take informal custody of Charlie Sheen's twins, Bob and Max, while Charlie is off doing his...stand up? Denise decided this after seeing Brooke Mueller attempting to pawn off a watch and stereo. Apparently the bitch is on drugs. Brooke, not Denise. Anyway, I think Denise should definitely do this and when she offered to Charlie to watch the young'uns, Charlie said, "I'll keep you posted".

Charlie Sheen in a failed attempt to try stand up for the first time in his life got heckled and booed off the stage in Chicago. I don't think people want to get actual serious advice from a guy who looks like he just escaped a chemotherapy room who has a pension for drugs and hookers. I mean yea I get advice from the dude at the porn shop and talk to drug addicts on a daily basis but I am sure as hell not going to pay MONEY to see one speak at a public gallery. Anyway, I doubt Charlie's ego is hurt too much cause with the amount of cocaine that is in his bloodstream right now, it is hard not to be confident.

Denise Richards has increased the security at home home for her and her two daughters in fear that Charlie Sheen will trespass and either attack them or try to take her kids. Charlie is a fucking nut. #Winning lasted for about a week and now people just feel sorry for him cause his life is going nowhere. I feel sorry for him at least. Denise however, is hotter than ever and should be back to filming for either tv or movies pretty soon. I hope.

CBS is changing their tune regarding the status of Two And A Half Men and is willing to let Charlie Sheen come back in the starring role. Since Sheen is too busy #winning I doubt he will return. And of course there is that whole lawsuit thing where Charlie thinks the show cheated him. At this point, I would say Two And A Half Men is dead. And I don't think people would like the show at all if they have someone else come back to star in the role. Sheen is gold, and the show is over.

In a desperate attempt to seperate herself out of the crowd and to get some media (and Sheen) attention, Kacey Jordan attempted suicide last night. Her life doesn't seem to be the type of life one would want to end but hey, to each their own. I hope she gets some help soon and hope that piece of shit Dr.Drew doesn't get his paws on her for Celebrity Rehab.

Charlie Sheen's twin boys turned two this weekend and Charlie was MIA. I understand that he wants to sit in his mansion and Tweet and get the cover of every tabloid magazine in a failed attempt to hustle $100 million out of Chuck Lorre but this guy needs to be with his kids. I guess he is too "cool" and too busy "winning" to be a good dad. This guy definitely lost some cool points with me this past weekend.

Late last night Charlie Sheen's house was raided by police. They got a search warrant after there was an anonymous tip that Charlie had a gun and was going to harm himself. I am sure they don't usually get search warrants approved by judges for possible suicides but all the person had to say was "Charlie Sheen" and the judge probably damn near broke his finger signing off on the warrant. There was a gun in the house from the 1800's but other than that, it was a false report.

John Cryer who has no ascertainable talents other than playing a total pussy on Two And A Half Men has decided that his loyalty is not with Charlie Sheen but rather the cheap laugh comedy itself, the show. This dude will never make another dime for as long as he lives if the show goes under so I can see why he is on Chuck Lorre's side. Charlie called Cryer a troll and is working on a "manifesto" that will probably earn him millions.

Warner Brothers has had enough of Charlie Sheen's shit even though all he is really doing is acting a little crazy and telling the world he is #winning. If he did start doing Two And A Half Men again, you would see ratings higher than that of Kate Gosselin on Dancing With The Stars. This is the wrong move for Warner Brothers. If they think they can sustain a cheap piece of crap like Two And A Half Men with that hack John Cryer and that little overpaid pussy Angus T. Jones, then they have another thing comin'. I don't watch the show anymore so I could care less what happens to it but if Charlie wanted to do more tv work, then it would be very successful.

Charlie Sheen while ruling the world and #winning everywhere he has gone, he may has stepped on his own dick. He apparently started talking about his ex-wife Brooke Mueller's drug history and in the divorce papers he signed he said he wouldn't do that. That can lead to a contempt of court. I would hate to see the #winning streak end with jail time but that is very much so a real possibility now.

Charlie Sheen is a bad example for anyone and his ex-wife Brook Mueller thinks he is a bad influence on their children. She has gotten a restraining order and is persuing full custody of the children and now Charlie is fighting for full custody. Gotta love #Winners!

Last night Charlie Sheen joined Twitter and the world rejoiced. I think it is awesome that he is on there cause now I can get streaming rants from him all day long. The pic you see to the left is him posing with some super hot chick that he has no doubtedly fucked 15 times in the past two days. Go follow him @charliesheen! Also, he got "Unemployed Winner" trending last night and now he has "#tigerblood" trending. This is awesome.

Charlie Sheen gets bookoo bucks on a show called Two And A Half Men in case you don't watch tv. He gets paid $2 million an episode which is huge considering that the show Friends cast were only paid $1 million an episode. Anyway, he wants a 50% raise and wants a paycheck of $3 million an episode or he is out. I will be glad when all this Charlie Sheen bullshit drama is over cause he is not a good enough actor to be paying attention to all this crap. Also, Two And A Half Men isn't all that great of a show. I feel sorry for the staff of the show that have to go out and actually look for real work now.

Remember the show Two And A Half Men? I am not sure if you remembered cause there hasn't been a new episode on in so long. Well Charlie Sheen has no interest in continuing to be on the show any longer and production of this season will end immediately. I say they just go ahead and cancel the show cause it is full of cheap laughs and the overall theme is pretty repetitive anyway.

Charlie Sheen who just got out of rehab (aka his mansion) is getting ready to go back to filming Two And A Half Men but before he does that, he wants some girly time with his ex wife Brooke Mueller, Bree Olsen and Natalie Kenly. It is not set in stone that he will have a four way with them and why he decided to bring Brooke Mueller along when he has those other two hottys I do not know but it is safe to say that Charlie will get laid this week. They are going to the Bahamas where Charlie will have the next best thing to a mountain of cocaine, sex with three women. Good for him.

Charlie Sheen is still doing rehab at his mansion in california but just because he is a homebody for the forthcoming weeks doesn't mean he can not get a new girlfriend. From this photo it looks like she is Julie Benz but I am sure she wouldn't date a scumbag like Sheen. Anyway, she is hot and I am happy for him. Soon he will be back to making cheap comedy for obese people.