Charlie Sheen in a failed attempt to try stand up for the first time in his life got heckled and booed off the stage in Chicago. I don't think people want to get actual serious advice from a guy who looks like he just escaped a chemotherapy room who has a pension for drugs and hookers. I mean yea I get advice from the dude at the porn shop and talk to drug addicts on a daily basis but I am sure as hell not going to pay MONEY to see one speak at a public gallery. Anyway, I doubt Charlie's ego is hurt too much cause with the amount of cocaine that is in his bloodstream right now, it is hard not to be confident.