Crossing the Blues

Sean Parker Is Engaged

Posted by mista
Sean Parker, the founder of Napster and one of the early founders of Facebook has gotten engaged. He was portrayed by Justin Timberlake in the movie The Social Network but unlike Timberlake, this guy has pretty much never used his penis. I am sure there are a lot of celebrations when you make your first billion with internet sites and everything but I am sure they throw up after half a glass of champagne and when girls walk into the room they pee their pants a little bit. Congrats Sean, now maybe you will discover you are good at something other than writing code.