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Showing posts with label Jake Gyllenhaal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jake Gyllenhaal. Show all posts
Here is a pic from the college yearbook of Jake Gyllenhaal. He looks pretty much exactly how he looks now. Good. I am a straight guy but I can point out a good lookin' guy when I see one and I am seeing one right now. Ladykiller.

Taylor Swift who recently hooked up with Jake Gyllenhaal has called it quits. Or maybe he called it quits. It doesn't matter, the point is Taylor is single again which means she will probably spend all of her time in her bedroom writing love songs and shit. Girl seriously has no clue on how to have fun.

Taylor Swift was photographed over the holiday weekend getting coffee who is rumored to be her new boy toy Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake is 29 and Taylor is 20 so this is somewhat creepy but it makes sense that Jake wants to get a real piece of ass instead of some used up granny in her thirties. I personally would do just about anything to get in Taylor's panties but she refuses to answer my Twitter replies. I think this is a pretty cool hook-up but Jake is a "straight edged" type of guy and not a douche bag who owns an HD camcorder so the chances of him capitalizing on this relationship by documenting their sexcapades and selling it to a third party is damn near zilch. Anyway, I am pretty happy for them. Are you? Sound off in the comments below.

Linkage

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Eva Longoria confronts Tony Parker's mistress- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal in their birthday suits- EarSucker

Make the holidays special by adopting a dog- City Rag

Paris Hilton sues over her hair extensions- Allie Is Wired

Joan Rivers has wrinkles on top of wrinkles- Celebrity Smack

Hire a goat to cut your grass- Geno's World

Fashionbytes- PopBytes

Taylor Swift and that fucker Jake Gyllenhaal went on an ice cream date the other night and that is some lame shit that Taylor would do on a first date. Chick is such a goodie goodie. This also sounds like some lame shit that Jake Gyllenhaal would agree to in order to get into her pants. Anyway, yea, they might be bumping uglies but I am sure Taylor will milk Jake a while longer with trips to the Opera and picnics in the park before she even lets him get to second base.

Daily Links

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Britney Spears is back to being a fat slob.
Kim Kardashian shows off her slammin' ass.
Britney Spears' saggy tits in different color
shirts.
Sophie Monk in a bikini.
Heidi Montag is fragile.
Jake Gyllenhaal for the ladies.

Press Trust of India
Los Angeles, November 16, 2006

Oscar winner George Clooney has struck a blow for the greying generation after being named People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive".

The silver-haired 45-year-old beat out a host of younger rivals yesterday to come out on top of the magazine's annual list, pipping the likes of Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio for first place.

"Brad's going to be upset," Clooney quipped to the magazine in a reference to his friend and Ocean's Twelve co-star Pitt, who came in 15th.

Clooney has enjoyed a successful 12 months, which included a best supporting actor Academy Award for his performance as a tormented CIA agent in "Syriana," as well as a best director nomination for "Good Night and Good Luck."

But Clooney, who also won People's "Sexiest" award in 1997, is not sure he will be able to cope with his new status.

"There's a lot of pressure," he told People. "There are all the events you have to show up for. The sash you have to wear is embarrassing."

Clooney once famously declared that he would never marry again following his divorce from actress Talia Balsam, and was coy over whether his position had softened in recent years.

"Who knows? I've been married. It's not something I'm looking out for. The truth is, I'm really happy," he said.

Patrick Dempsey, the star of television medical drama "Grey's Anatomy," was second in the poll, while Ashton Kutcher of "That '70s Show" fame was third.

Others in the top 10 included Pirates of the Caribbean star Depp, The Departed star DiCaprio and Brokeback Mountain's Jake Gyllenhaal.