Crossing the Blues
Taylor Swift and that fucker Jake Gyllenhaal went on an ice cream date the other night and that is some lame shit that Taylor would do on a first date. Chick is such a goodie goodie. This also sounds like some lame shit that Jake Gyllenhaal would agree to in order to get into her pants. Anyway, yea, they might be bumping uglies but I am sure Taylor will milk Jake a while longer with trips to the Opera and picnics in the park before she even lets him get to second base.