
Woohoo bitches! AnnaLynne McCord who is probably the best lookin' bitch in a bikini is now back on the market. Kellan Lutz who must have commited some heinous crime in a past life (cause he lost AnnaLynne) got dumped by this megahotty. This makes me happy because the next time me and her meet in a bar and I order her a cosmopolitan I can save the $50 on the Spanish fly and just ask her to bed which she will immediately accept because I am just that damn good looking. Life is good.