Taylor Swift was photographed over the holiday weekend getting coffee who is rumored to be her new boy toy Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake is 29 and Taylor is 20 so this is somewhat creepy but it makes sense that Jake wants to get a real piece of ass instead of some used up granny in her thirties. I personally would do just about anything to get in Taylor's panties but she refuses to answer my Twitter replies. I think this is a pretty cool hook-up but Jake is a "straight edged" type of guy and not a douche bag who owns an HD camcorder so the chances of him capitalizing on this relationship by documenting their sexcapades and selling it to a third party is damn near zilch. Anyway, I am pretty happy for them. Are you? Sound off in the comments below.
Taylor Swift was photographed over the holiday weekend getting coffee who is rumored to be her new boy toy Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake is 29 and Taylor is 20 so this is somewhat creepy but it makes sense that Jake wants to get a real piece of ass instead of some used up granny in her thirties. I personally would do just about anything to get in Taylor's panties but she refuses to answer my Twitter replies. I think this is a pretty cool hook-up but Jake is a "straight edged" type of guy and not a douche bag who owns an HD camcorder so the chances of him capitalizing on this relationship by documenting their sexcapades and selling it to a third party is damn near zilch. Anyway, I am pretty happy for them. Are you? Sound off in the comments below.
