Taylor Swift always looks boring on red carpet events and in life in general. That is because she doesn't dress slutty. Eventually her career will start to go down hill and she will dress all slutty to make up for her lack of interest in the tabloids but by that time, it will be too late. She says she doesn't like dressing up even though it was her slutty look in Our Song that made her the hit she is. People said, "Hey a hot, young, country singer who will be sluttier than Carrie Underwood!" and then some dumb cunt gave her a record deal and she has been in blue jeans and under the knee dresses since.
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Taylor Swift always looks boring on red carpet events and in life in general. That is because she doesn't dress slutty. Eventually her career will start to go down hill and she will dress all slutty to make up for her lack of interest in the tabloids but by that time, it will be too late. She says she doesn't like dressing up even though it was her slutty look in Our Song that made her the hit she is. People said, "Hey a hot, young, country singer who will be sluttier than Carrie Underwood!" and then some dumb cunt gave her a record deal and she has been in blue jeans and under the knee dresses since.
Taylor Swift had dinner the other night with a Tron star named Garrett Hedlund and since they are both also country music artists and Taylor Swift preys on guys in order to get love songs from her experiences with them, she thought it would be a good idea for them to hook up. I doubt she is dating all these dudes without putting out so she is kind of a slut. Just not your classic slut. I love her.
Taylor Swift who recently hooked up with Jake Gyllenhaal has called it quits. Or maybe he called it quits. It doesn't matter, the point is Taylor is single again which means she will probably spend all of her time in her bedroom writing love songs and shit. Girl seriously has no clue on how to have fun.
Miley Cyrus is enjoying her new found adulthood by partying it up lately. I don't know if she is going to be as controversial as people (particularly me) predicted but she is living up to the status quo of child stars. She has been photographed just before that nude pic of hers surfaced in Mexico drinking a Corona. Taylor Swift, who is over 21 and doesn't drink said this to Miley over Twitter "Happy Birthday Miley. Your 18 [sic]. Not 21. Remember that. :)" I can't blame her for giving Miley a heads up but I would rather butter myself up with sugar syrup and sit down bare assed on a fire ant hill then take a lesson in "fun" from Taylor Swift. She just strikes me as a chick who would wear a chastity bracelet,ring or belt until she is well into her 40's. I feel so sorry for Jake Gyllenhaal.
Taylor Swift was photographed over the holiday weekend getting coffee who is rumored to be her new boy toy Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake is 29 and Taylor is 20 so this is somewhat creepy but it makes sense that Jake wants to get a real piece of ass instead of some used up granny in her thirties. I personally would do just about anything to get in Taylor's panties but she refuses to answer my Twitter replies. I think this is a pretty cool hook-up but Jake is a "straight edged" type of guy and not a douche bag who owns an HD camcorder so the chances of him capitalizing on this relationship by documenting their sexcapades and selling it to a third party is damn near zilch. Anyway, I am pretty happy for them. Are you? Sound off in the comments below.
Taylor Swift and that fucker Jake Gyllenhaal went on an ice cream date the other night and that is some lame shit that Taylor would do on a first date. Chick is such a goodie goodie. This also sounds like some lame shit that Jake Gyllenhaal would agree to in order to get into her pants. Anyway, yea, they might be bumping uglies but I am sure Taylor will milk Jake a while longer with trips to the Opera and picnics in the park before she even lets him get to second base.
Taylor Swift thinks she is the best song writer in the world and thinks that every little thing that happens to her in her life merits a song. I'll take a double espresso please, oooh, that would be good lyrics. Nice hair Taylor! That is going in my song book. Pretty soon this chick will be singing about taking a dump. Anyway, she wrote a song called Dear John which is being speculated that it is about John Mayer who she collaborated with in 2009. John is pretty much my idol because he has been able to have sex with pretty much all the hot chicks in Hollywood. If I were in John Mayer's shoes I would do my best to have anal with Jessica Alba and then blow my head off because there is literally nothing in this world left to do.
