Crossing the Blues

John Mayer Hit That Shit

Posted by mista
Taylor Swift thinks she is the best song writer in the world and thinks that every little thing that happens to her in her life merits a song. I'll take a double espresso please, oooh, that would be good lyrics. Nice hair Taylor! That is going in my song book. Pretty soon this chick will be singing about taking a dump. Anyway, she wrote a song called Dear John which is being speculated that it is about John Mayer who she collaborated with in 2009. John is pretty much my idol because he has been able to have sex with pretty much all the hot chicks in Hollywood. If I were in John Mayer's shoes I would do my best to have anal with Jessica Alba and then blow my head off because there is literally nothing in this world left to do.