Hallelujah! Christina Aguilera is finally splitting from that fucktard douche bag who took Christina off the market at the height of her fame and sexiness. I know that getting a divorce will not narrow those post birth hips of hers but she is still one of the sexiest women alive and I can not wait to see if she starts hitting up the local night clubs and getting stupid drunk and fucking everyone that moves. I want the dirrty Xtina back. That bitch who wanted nothing more than to lure guys to her shows and have them wait anxiously for a wardrobe malfunction. Maybe this bitch will finally go all the way and pose for Playboy? Whoo knows? All I know is that the sky is the limit for this starlet now. I am so excited!