Kelly Preston and John Travolta are now happy parents again. She looks pretty good for being as old as she is and I am not sure what the fuck John is going to do with a newborn baby when he is in his 50s. I mean this kid is basically going to grow up without a dad cause John thinks he is cool because he is a pilot but his ass flies too much and when people fly too much, they die in airplane accidents. I am still pretty happy for them. Especially since they are naming the kid after me. Thanks guys. (wtf?)
Kelly Preston and John Travolta are now happy parents again. She looks pretty good for being as old as she is and I am not sure what the fuck John is going to do with a newborn baby when he is in his 50s. I mean this kid is basically going to grow up without a dad cause John thinks he is cool because he is a pilot but his ass flies too much and when people fly too much, they die in airplane accidents. I am still pretty happy for them. Especially since they are naming the kid after me. Thanks guys. (wtf?)
