Crossing the Blues
Remember that Hollywood slut that banged all those movie stars forever ago? Well her name was Heidi Fliess and why anyone would want to bang her, celebrity or otherwise is beyond me. She is truly a dog. Anyway, her crib went up in smoke the other day just before Thanksgiving. I am guessing she dropped the zippo while trying to burn the crabs off her crotch but that is only an educated guess. I could be wrong but collegiate degree holding professors at the nation's leading ivy leagues agree with me.