Crossing the Blues
Bret Michaels allegedly had an affair with Miley Cyrus' mom Tish but now he is coming out and denying that any affair actually took place. Miley will be 18 soon and will probably try to fuck Bret herself but for the time being, people are keeping it classy and just claiming Bret tried to bang her mom. Why anyone would wanna fuck this has-been is a mystery to me but apparently "Talk Dirty To Me" will take your career a lot further than expected.