Bret Michaels as big of a douche that he is, got engaged to a mega hotty and now they can make music together. Not real music cause let's face it, Bret never really had any talent. He has though, recovered fully from his head injury and he is no longer required to wear a wig to maintain his "hair band" image. I never liked Poison basically cause I am a dead fast Motley Crue fan but I kinda like Bret. Anyway, he's engaged. Expect his attention whoring ass to sell the wedding pics to the tabloids.
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Showing posts with label Bret Michaels. Show all posts
Bret Michaels as big of a douche that he is, got engaged to a mega hotty and now they can make music together. Not real music cause let's face it, Bret never really had any talent. He has though, recovered fully from his head injury and he is no longer required to wear a wig to maintain his "hair band" image. I never liked Poison basically cause I am a dead fast Motley Crue fan but I kinda like Bret. Anyway, he's engaged. Expect his attention whoring ass to sell the wedding pics to the tabloids.
Bret Michaels allegedly had an affair with Miley Cyrus' mom Tish but now he is coming out and denying that any affair actually took place. Miley will be 18 soon and will probably try to fuck Bret herself but for the time being, people are keeping it classy and just claiming Bret tried to bang her mom. Why anyone would wanna fuck this has-been is a mystery to me but apparently "Talk Dirty To Me" will take your career a lot further than expected.

