Crossing the Blues
Remember back in the day (2006) when Nicky and Paris Hilton would show up to a night club or some shit dressed in little more than Victoria Secret underwear and Nicky had that awesome platinum blonde hair? I REALLY REALLY miss those days but we got a taste of yesteryear last night when the Hilton sisters showed up at the Playboy mansion dressed up for Halloween. Honestly, I think Nicky Hilton could give a flying fuck less about the holiday because her costume is the shittiest I have seen so far for the season. Paris looks pretty good though. Don't get me wrong, I would still do very nasty NASTY things to Nicky Hilton but if I had to be a judge of clothes (when I really like to be a judge of a girl with no clothes) I would say that Nick definitely phoned it in this year. I am sure the Hiltons did jello shots off chicks in the grotto and that shit would be awesome to participate in but my sorry ass lives in St.Louis and I miss out on all the good L.A. fun so I wish the paparazzi or the people who work at Playboy could publish some cool shit like that every once in a while. Anyway, this is just my pipe dream.