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John Travolta in his overwhelming attempt to prove to the world that he is not gay, decided he would pose with his very sexy and very female wife Kelly Preston with their new baby on the cover of People magazine. I am not sure if they got paid for this but I am willing to bet that they did. I am happy for em' though cause they seem like a cool family. The baby on the other hand looks like it has been givin' a few cc's of a sedative so his little unprofessional ass didn't scream and bitch during the photo shoot.
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Kelly Preston and John Travolta are now happy parents again. She looks pretty good for being as old as she is and I am not sure what the fuck John is going to do with a newborn baby when he is in his 50s. I mean this kid is basically going to grow up without a dad cause John thinks he is cool because he is a pilot but his ass flies too much and when people fly too much, they die in airplane accidents. I am still pretty happy for them. Especially since they are naming the kid after me. Thanks guys. (wtf?)