Lindsay Lohan has been anywhere but in the news lately,so I am glad
Riley Giles took it upon himself to dish some sex news to the UK's
News Of The World. He said, “When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot
up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive
personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from
taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery. And
we didn’t get out of bed for days. It was the perfect place—roaring fires
with amazing views over the Sundance ski resort. The first time we
had sex I couldn’t believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked.
We’d barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other’s
clothes off. Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is
fantastic, perfect, all plump and round.”Wow. Sounds like they had
a great time. I am a little jeoulous. Plump and round.Mmmm. Of
course this is no surprise to me. That Lindsay Lohan is a sex addict.
But we all know she didn't enjoy herself that much. She is after all
a lesbian. Thats right, she is a cunt bumping rug muncher. This was
all confirmed months ago when she had a relationship with Samantha
Ronson. I wonder who her next girlfriend will be?
