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Showing posts with label Fergie. Show all posts

Fergie Is A Chunky Girl

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Well here is some good news and some bad news. The good new is, Fergie
is coming to a big screen near you. So all you Fergie fans can pack in the
theatres and see your favorite star. The bad news is, Fergie gained 13
pounds for the role. So you won't see the athletically fit Fergie as you see
above. You will see a much chunkier, much heavier and much more dis-
gusting version of Fergie. Some people say she is downright ugly but I
disagree. However, with this new 13 lbs. of baggage attached to her now
I am sure my opinion will change. This is a big set back for Fergie freaks.
I know a handful of people who think she is the hottest woman in Hollywood
and would do anything to meet or-and fuck her. And when US Magazine asked
her about her workout plans she had this to say, " I don't know. I'll let you know
when I do." So basically what she is saying is that she is a chunky girl and
plans to stay that way. Scary.
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Fergie was at The Grammy Awards

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Fergie fug showed up at the 2007 Grammy Awards the other night. I do
not know why, but there she was. Thats not the story though. The story is
Amy Winehouse was nominated. 6 times I believe. Why is she nominated.
I can proudly say I have never heard one Amy Winehouse song. All I see
of her, is her crying with her meth teeth outside in her bra smeared
with tattoos. Amongst other people who were more or less worthy of a
grammy nomination were Justin Timberlake, Gwen Stefani, Paul
McCartney,Foo Fighters, Rihanna, John Mayer, Seal, Tayler Swift,
Kanye West and Feist. All of the people I just named above are unremarkable.
Except for Taylor Swift, a peice of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaass. Just when you
think country music can't get any sexier than Carrie Underwood, here
comes Taylor Swift. A younger,hotter and blonder act. I hope she won
because I didn't watch the Grammys.

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Fergie is Wedgilicious

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Here we have Josh Duhamel giving Fergie a wedgie, poolside
somewhere, and I owe hima steak dinner for it. Every time I
hear her sing or photographed above the neck, I have no
interest in her, but when she gives us bikini picks, my opinion
changes. This recent photo set gives us a beautiful veiw of her
lovely lady lumps. Some more pics below.





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