Pete Wentz shaved off that horrible fro he had been rocking lately and now, all of a sudden, Ashlee Simpson is back with him. They have a kid together which makes the urge to want to stay together stronger than ever. I think they are pretty much the cutest couple in Hollywood and I love their style. Plus, they are just cool people. Their kid is getting big. Anyway, good for them.
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Pete Wentz shaved off that horrible fro he had been rocking lately and now, all of a sudden, Ashlee Simpson is back with him. They have a kid together which makes the urge to want to stay together stronger than ever. I think they are pretty much the cutest couple in Hollywood and I love their style. Plus, they are just cool people. Their kid is getting big. Anyway, good for them.
OK so here's the DL. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are getting a divorce (if you didn't already know that then please mov eout from under your rock) and Ashlee Simpson wants FULL custody of their two-year-old son Bronx. Like Pete is a bad guy or something. These two little sluts have been in the public spotlight for years now and not once have I heard a negative report about Pete. He is taking her to court to obtain joint custody which is 99.9% chance he will get it. And check THIS out. Ashlee wants Pete to pay for all the divorce bills. She probably has a good chunk of change and can afford to pay for her own stuff but she is being bitchy and trying to get Pete to pay. Fuck that.
It seems like Ashlee Simpson has a taste for the bad boys. Only not real bad boys. Just the guys who pretend to be bad boys with tattoos and whatnot. It is being reported that Ashlee Simpson, now split with Pete Wentz is hooking up with Travis Barker. I like Travis and I think he is a cool guy but the Blink 182 days are over and he has still to form his own band because he was a ho-hum drummer and just played what other people told him to. Of course Ashlee will never sing live ( or lip synced) again and will probably never get a role in a movie so they should get along just fine.
Ashlee Simpson has been out late at club partying since splitting from her husband Pete Wentz of three years. This greatly increases my chances of slipping a roofie in her drink and having my way with her through out the night but Hollywood is pretty far away so I doubt I will do that. A guy can dream though can't he?
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had lunch together yesterday, Valentine's Day, and now everyone is speculating on whether or not they are back together. Hello? These two people have a kid together. They are going to be seeing a lot of each other for the rest of their lives. Ashlee moved in with her "billionaire" sister Jessica the other day too. I guess divorce can be a lot easier when no matter who you are hooked up with, you have a mansion to kick back at at the end of the day.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz who have been married for years now are calling it quits. It could have something to do with that little afro he is trying to grow but I am not sure. Anyway, Pete did not want this to happen and he cried and bitched the whole time but Ashlee insisted on the divorce and she should be back on the market quickly. This is GREAT news cause I love Ashlee. Seriously, she is one of the hottest stars in Hollywood. She could do better. Like me. ::winks::
According to EW.com Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are set to guest star
on an upcoming episode of CSI:NY. The show is airing March.18 and will
feature Pete and Ashlee as wannabe Bonnie and Clydes. I thought it was
pretty clever to use Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as themselves on How
I Met Your Mother and even Kim Kardashian pitched in but this idea as
Pete and Ashlee as actual actors is ridiculous. The only way this can turn
out to be cool is if Ashlee or Pete kill someone. Someone getting killed on
t.v. is always cool. Or better yet, they get killed. Kind of like when people
turned out in the thousands to see House Of Wax to see Paris Hilton get
killed. That I would like to watch.
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Ashlee Simpson is so anxious to have her new baby that she is attempting to
induce labor. The correct way to do this is go to the hospital and tell the doctor
how long you have been pregnant and they will induce labor for you. Ashlee
has decided to be stupid about the whole thing and is trying to induce labor
by sucking on lemons and punching herself in her stomach. She is being such
a maniac about trying to give birth to her first that even older sis Jessica
Simpson is talking about it on the Ellen show. Jessica told Ellen, "I don't know.
I think she's really just jumping around trying everything right now." She
is jumping around? Does that work? Did Ashlee do any research reguarding
inducing labor independently? This kid will come out with half a brain and
crossed eyes. More than likely he will be wearing a sock hat and have his
eyes smeared with guyliner.
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Well that didn't take long. After announcing her engagement to Pete Wentz
last Wednesday, sources are telling Us that Ashley Simpson is indeed pregnant.
Her reps had no comment on the subject however. I want to hear what Jessica
Simpson has to say nad I am also looking forward to see what her father has
to say. More than likely the dad will opt for abortion. Thats the thing about
sister. When the little sister gets married and has a kid before the older sister,
it has got to make the older sister feel like shit. I'll keep you up to date on this,
reguarding her confirming the pregnancy and what Jess has to say about it.
I'll say one thing for now. If Ashlee Simpson is pregnant she must have just
gotten pregnant because I am not seeing a baby bump yet. More later.
Damnit. Damnit bloody damnit. There goes all my chances of seducing Ashlee
Simpson and making her my sex slave. Ashlee Simpson announced yesturday
on friendsorenemies.com that she is indeed engaged to Pete Wentz. Now
usualy I ask "wheres the ring?" But I already know the answer to that one.
Pete Wentz can't afford one. I mean he tours with whatever the hell the name
of his band is, I think Fallout Boys. Which is a gay name. And I am sure his
biggest gig was the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. So I am not surprised that
he does not have enough stratch to get Ashlee a genuine ring. I gotta say,
this guy did OK. I mean Ashlee Simpson has been for a long time the hot
sister of the Simpson sisters. And since her nose job has been probably one
of the most cherished peices of ass in Hollywoof for quite a while. To quote
Ashlee and douchebag. " We know there has been alot of speculation recently
about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because
you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged.
Thank you for all of your support and well wishes- it means the world to us.
We consider this to be a very private matter, but we wanted you to hear it
straight from us." Aww, how sweet. Puke! OK I have to wrap up this post
because I am gagging right now.
I find it hysterical that the announcement of Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy is
stealing the spotlight away from Ashlee Simpson . You see, Ashlee just released
her new video, which is hideous, and so far the only thing being talked about
is Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy. After years of Jessica Simpson being over-
shadowed by Britney Spears and now Jamie Lynn is overshadowing Ashlee.
If you want to see the video , go here . Its Ashlee sitting on a rubiks cube, and
all kinds of trippy things happening all around her , and the song is aweful.
But view it if you like. While you do that, I will continue to laugh at Ashlee
getting punked by a younger, dumber, and more pregnant tween.
