Damnit. Damnit bloody damnit. There goes all my chances of seducing Ashlee
Simpson and making her my sex slave. Ashlee Simpson announced yesturday
on friendsorenemies.com that she is indeed engaged to Pete Wentz. Now
usualy I ask "wheres the ring?" But I already know the answer to that one.
Pete Wentz can't afford one. I mean he tours with whatever the hell the name
of his band is, I think Fallout Boys. Which is a gay name. And I am sure his
biggest gig was the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. So I am not surprised that
he does not have enough stratch to get Ashlee a genuine ring. I gotta say,
this guy did OK. I mean Ashlee Simpson has been for a long time the hot
sister of the Simpson sisters. And since her nose job has been probably one
of the most cherished peices of ass in Hollywoof for quite a while. To quote
Ashlee and douchebag. " We know there has been alot of speculation recently
about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because
you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged.
Thank you for all of your support and well wishes- it means the world to us.
We consider this to be a very private matter, but we wanted you to hear it
straight from us." Aww, how sweet. Puke! OK I have to wrap up this post
because I am gagging right now.
