Can you believe it has been three long years since Tom Cruise planted his demon
scientoliseed into Katie Holmes and gave birth to this adorable little creature? I
still remember the whole "I'm not gay" wedding thing in Ireland or Scotland or
where ever the hell they married. I am sure they will celebrate the occasion by
going out for ice cream or buying new clothes or going to a fun park. What's that?
They do that everyday anyway? Well shit. Looks like Suri is S.O.L.
