It is being reported that the starting pitcher for The Angels was killed this morning
in a hit-and-run. What is so sad about this was the fact that he ptiched an amazing
game just last ight and was only 22 years old. When I was 22 I was passing out from
alcohol poisoning and jacking off to celebrity nipple slips. After the hit-and-run the
driver responsible for the accident was caught and charged with a felony. More than
likely his sorry ass will spend the rest of his/her life in jail.
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