It seems that all the hot actresses in Hollywood are spoken for. That is
probably because they have never met me. Anyway Mandy Moore is
now engaged to Ryan Adams. I don't know how long they have been
going out because I do not usually keep up with who is dating who. I do
however update this site with news when an actress either comes back
on to the market or goes off the market. Like I said, if they met me they
would love to live a life of meaningless sex and lust, but I digress. The
creepy thing about this hook up is that Mandy Moore is 24 and Ryan
Adams is 34. This officially inaugurates him into the dirty old man
association. I can't really blame him. I know when I turn 64 I will
still be staring at 20 year old pieces of tail and trying to muster a
boner with my pocket full of viagra. If you want to see a pic of this
loser just head over to Popeater and check out the freak extraordinaire.
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